If the Earth were attacked by giant Godzilla-type monsters,
and if'n I was in charge of things, this conversation would happen:
General: Our artillery is ineffective! We should make bigger
guns with more incendiary and explosive payloads!
Chaon: No.
Admiral: Our latest rail gun technology is pretty good,
let's hit the monsters with some huge D.U. rounds at 5000 meters per second
and...
Chaon: No.
Army Scientist: We could develop a biological...
Chaon: No.
Air Force Scientist: Using a laser array and mobile...
Chaon: No.
Everyone: Then what are we going to do? How will we defend
ourselves against these monsters?
**Dramatic Pause**
Chaon: We will build giant motherfucking robots, which will
punch the monsters in their goddamn faces.
Evidently, there are other people out there who think like
me:
