Thursday, December 13, 2012
If the Earth were attacked by giant Godzilla-type monsters, and if'n I was in charge of things, this conversation would happen:
General: Our artillery is ineffective! We should make bigger guns with more incendiary and explosive payloads!
Admiral: Our latest rail gun technology is pretty good, let's hit the monsters with some huge D.U. rounds at 5000 meters per second and...
Army Scientist: We could develop a biological...
Air Force Scientist: Using a laser array and mobile...
Everyone: Then what are we going to do? How will we defend ourselves against these monsters?
Chaon: We will build giant motherfucking robots, which will punch the monsters in their goddamn faces.
Evidently, there are other people out there who think like me: