Friday, January 04, 2013
For Science
Step 1: Clip fingernails.
Step 2: Idly scratch some itch on inner forearm.
Step 3: Marvel at the welts and rashlike bumps that appear.
I can only assume that my mutant power is manifesting late in life, and has something to do with the ability to secrete acid from my fingers.
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